I am very drunk! AMA!

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb) 12/02/2015 at 02:18 • Filed to: None

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FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Anon 12/02/2015 at 02:25

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How drunk are you on a scale from 0 to Boris Yeltsin?

Toby F., Manager > Anon 12/02/2015 at 02:26

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It’s Tuesday. Why are you very drunk on a Tuesday? Why is it Tuesday? Why is Tuesday named Tuesday? What have you been drinking?

*Tuesday may be Wednesday depending on where you’re located. Please replace “Tuesday” with “Wednesday” if it so applies.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Anon 12/02/2015 at 02:28

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What did you drink?

If you are in space how do you know if you are upside down if there is no reference point?

What is the smallest particle in the universe made of if everything in the universe is made of matter?

If the universe is infinitely large then where does one find the point in which the universe reaches infinity?

911e46z06 > Anon 12/02/2015 at 02:33

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I am also very drunk. You’re sitting at a bus stop when a magic gypsy pops out of a manhole, points a gnarled finger at you and cackles a toothless cackle. He casts upon you an ancient gypsy curse that grants you $400,000 to buy exactly six cars. You can never buy another car, nor sell any of the six. Any of the 400 grand not spent on cars will be given to Ralph Nader to fund his newest pet project of defaming and destroying rear-wheel drive. Choose your six. Choose them wisely.

Svend > Anon 12/02/2015 at 02:42

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I’m not drunk (yet ;) )but I am sitting with a Guinness and pub snacks (pork scratchings, om nom nom).

What are you drinking and how much?

Also why but I’m not here to judge so you needn’t answer that one.

pip bip - choose Corrour > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 12/02/2015 at 03:14

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“under the table with an empty vodka bottle in each hand.”

Sam > Toby F., Manager 12/02/2015 at 03:48

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Tuesday is just Monday’s Saturday.

desertdog5051 > Anon 12/02/2015 at 06:13

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Tap, tap,tap. Hello. Hello.

I have questions.

PushToStart > Anon 12/02/2015 at 11:14

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Makes drunk AMA, doesn’t answer any questions...

I like your style, lmao

Anon > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 12/02/2015 at 11:27

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I drank just about an entire bottle of wine! I was sloshed!

Anon > PushToStart 12/02/2015 at 11:27

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I was so drunk I made this and forgot about it!

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Anon 12/02/2015 at 11:32

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Wine is a sneaky son of a bitch. On my 18th birthday last year I had one 1 1/2 bottles of white wine at a restaurant. Afterwards I puked so bad and I couldn’t remember a thing the next day.

Anon > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 12/02/2015 at 11:48

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Let me answer all of your questions!

Almost an entire bottle of white wine.

In space upside down and right side up are completely relative since you can stay in either position without danger of blood flow issues.

Quarks! The smallest thing in the universe is a quark! Due to the law of the conservation of matter quarks likely are just made of quarks since they have existed since the begining of the universe.

That is a question many theoretical physicists have issues with much less an English major! From what I understand, space is not infinate. Space is just ever expanding. There is a theoretical end of the universe but by the time you nailed down where it was it wouldn’t be any more! This is my very rough knowlege is theoretical physics though. My brother has a minor in physics and is getting his PHD in Biology and could probobly answer the question better than I.

brianbrannon > Anon 12/02/2015 at 15:17

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Pink or brown?

Anon > brianbrannon 12/02/2015 at 15:53

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Chocolate strawberry swirl!